tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58602112011-09-15T12:23:59.122-04:00MONKEY NO LIKE YOU! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (Translation: This site is all about a gang of evil primates and one man's struggle to escape from their mysterious box. WARNING: Some content may not be suitable for younger audiences, but all the naughty words are censored)The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.comBlogger471100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1096081419102568212004-09-24T22:52:00.000-04:002004-09-24T23:03:39.103-04:00

You people make me sick! I've been in this f**kin' box for almost a year, and nobody's come to get me yet! What the f**k is wrong with you motherf**kers?! Don't you care about fellow human beings who are trapped in boxes full of monkeys? I hate you all! Do you realize that it's been 7 months since I was able to make contact with the outside world? Do you know why it's been 7 months?

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com47tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1076042431841289262004-02-05T23:39:00.000-05:002004-02-05T23:42:53.920-05:00

Okay...seriously...does anyone care if I keep updating this thing? I have a much more succcessful blog to maintain, and the monkeys seem like a complete waste of time. I don't know if I'll be back here.

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1074393424323792382004-01-17T21:37:00.000-05:002004-01-17T21:39:28.606-05:00

Okay, for all you Google people, here's a picture of the evil monkey from Family Guy: Now leave a comment or GET OUT!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1074146863509231182004-01-15T01:07:00.000-05:002004-01-15T01:09:35.950-05:00

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MONKEY GET NEW COMMENTS! HELP MONKEY TEST NEW COMMENTS! GOOGLE PEOPLE CAN HELP MONKEY TOO! LEAVE COMMENT FOR MONKEY! EEEEEEEEEE!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1072315664976227712003-12-24T20:23:00.000-05:002003-12-24T20:28:00.883-05:00

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MONKEY HOPE YOU HAVE MERRY CHRISTMAS! MONKEY LOVE CHRISTMAS! MONKEY LIKE GETTING BANANAS AND SINGING CAROLS! MONKEY SING CHRISTMAS CAROL FOR YOU! EEEEEEEEE! EEE! EEE! EEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEE! EEE! EEE! EEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEE! EEE! EEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEE! EEE! EEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEE! EEE! EEEEEEEEEEE! EEE! EEE! EEEEEEEEE! EEE! EEE! EEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEE! EEE!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1072253309879040682003-12-24T03:07:00.000-05:002003-12-24T03:08:45.870-05:00

Look, the blurb says that there are no Family Guy monkey pictures here, so why are you still clicking through? I don't have any pictures of the evil monkey! In any case, my evil monkeys could take that poser any day of the week. Right, monkeys? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! See?

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1071868595363390612003-12-19T16:15:00.000-05:002003-12-19T16:16:50.106-05:00

Evil Monkeys is the number 1 Google search result for eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1071381686077190802003-12-14T00:59:00.000-05:002003-12-14T01:01:39.526-05:00

Okay, if you came here from a search engine looking for pictures of the evil monkey from Family Guy, you won't find them here. However, if you like evil monkeys in general, the entire point of this blog is creating humorous situations involving evil monkeys. Occasionally, I'll even throw in a baboon or a qwyjibo. So, even if you didn't mean to come here, leave a comment or something if you

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1071178656961127232003-12-11T16:17:00.000-05:002003-12-11T16:37:49.296-05:00

-Why won't you people help me? Are you even staying here? All you idiots looking for the evil monkey from Family Guy could take 2 seconds to help me! I'm in a box full of monkeys! I've been here for two and a half months! Get me out! -EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -SHUT THE F**K UP, MONKEYS! MEANWHILE... Bob: Hey, Joe, did you hear something just now? Joe: No. Did you? Bob: Of course I did!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1070780819725362902003-12-07T02:05:00.000-05:002003-12-07T02:13:32.100-05:00

MONKEY TAKE OVER NEOPETS NOW! NOT EVEN QWYJIBO STAND A CHANCE! EEEEEEEEEE! Dis mokney iz teh r0x0r!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1069639119633852852003-11-23T20:56:00.000-05:002003-11-23T20:58:47.003-05:00

ALFREDO STROESSNER SAY HE SHOOT MONKEYS! NOW QWYJIBO SMASH HIM! YOU GO TO IMAO AND HELP QWYJIBO SMASH HIM! ROOOOOORGH! HE SHOOT HIMSELF WHEN BULLET SEE QWYJIBO! ROOOOORGH!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1069377633026255082003-11-20T20:23:00.000-05:002003-11-20T20:25:34.660-05:00

EEEEEEEEEEEE! MONKEY GO TO IMAO AND LEAVE COMMENT! NOW FRANK J. SCARED OF MONKEY! MUCKADOO COMPARE LIBERALS TO MONKEYS! THAT INSULTING TO MONKEYS! MONKEY NO MUCKADOO! MONKEY STILL LIBERTARIAN! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1069278076989898692003-11-19T16:40:00.000-05:002003-11-19T16:41:23.670-05:00

What the qwyjibo is trying to say is that if you're looking for Family Guy stuff, it's not here. However, I like getting hits, so... There's an evil monkey in my closet! -Chris Griffin (Family Guy)- Family Guy rules.

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1069209144531989892003-11-18T21:31:00.000-05:002003-11-18T21:32:30.960-05:00

YOU LOOKING FOR EVIL MONKEYS? QWYJIBO HERE NOW! NO EVIL MONKEYS FOR YOU! WHEN YOU COME FROM GOOGLE YOU LEAVE COMMENT ABOUT MONKEY IF YOU WANT MONKEY! WHY USE GOOGLE IF NO LOOK FOR MONKEYS? ROOOOOORGH! RRRRRRRROOORGH!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1069136120653238662003-11-18T01:09:00.000-05:002003-11-18T01:15:27.113-05:00

MONKEY GET ON QWYJIBO'S NERVES! MONKEY SAY "EEEEEEEEE," SO QWYJIBO SAY "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," AND NOW MONKEY NO TALK NO MORE! ROOOOORGH! NOW QWYJIBO TAKE OVER BLOG! CALL IT "EVIL QWYJIBOS..." BUT QWYJIBO NOT REALLY EVIL. QWYJIBO JUST LIKE YOU, ONLY YOU NO EAT ROCKS AND SMELL LIKE JUNGLE...OR MAYBE YOU DO...YOU TRY TO IMITATE QWYJIBO? QWYJIBO SMASH YOU! QWYJIBO PLAY PING-PONG WITH YOUR

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1069131917435763032003-11-18T00:04:00.000-05:002003-11-18T00:05:24.026-05:00

I JUST R3ALIEZD SOMETHNG!1!11 OMG WTF I DONT 3V3N KNOW HOW I GOT IN2 THIS BOX11!!! WTF I WAS JUST WOKNG THROUGH TEH JUNGL3 MINDNG MAH OWN BUSIENS AND I H3ARD SOM3THNG GO EEEEEE BHIND MA!111!1! WTF NEXT THNG I KN3W I WAS IN A BOX SUROUND3D BY MONK3YS!11!!! OMG WTF LOL LUKILY I JUST R3M3MBR3D TAHT I WAS CARYNG A BAKPAK FUL OF ANTI-MONKEY PRODUCTS WH3N I LAFT DA CMPSIET1!!1!1 WTF MAYB ITS IN H3RA

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1068929401352775882003-11-15T15:42:00.000-05:002003-11-15T15:50:06.743-05:00

This is it...I'm getting out of this friggin' box...the monkeys got tired of punching me in the spine...and now they're all asleep in the corner...I wish I could go kill every last one of 'em right now...but that would wake them up...and spell instant doom for me...so I have to be very...very...very... ... ...very quiet. There's some kinda trapdoor on one side of the box...this could be the

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1067919212580805732003-11-03T23:10:00.000-05:002003-11-03T23:13:35.520-05:00

You know how every single post has the monkey(s) going "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?" I have no idea when or why I started doing that. It just kinda happened one day. The monkeys were minding their own business, and then I pushed the "E" key and they went crazy. Maybe that letter reminds them of ebola or something. Or maybe it's because you can't spell EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1067830250466765752003-11-02T22:28:00.000-05:002003-11-02T22:30:52.906-05:00

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THIS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU NOT TREAT MONKEYS NICELY! MONKEYS INVADE YOUR GOVERNMENT BUILDING AND BITE YOU! Monkeys Terrorize Indian Tourists

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1067827356878591652003-11-02T21:41:00.000-05:002003-11-02T21:42:39.146-05:00

EEEEEEEEEEEEE! MONKEY WANT YOU TO GO TO "FORM FUN" AND SEE FUNNY FORMS! ENJOY OBSCURE POP-CULTURE REFERENCES AND MANIPULATION OF DATA COLLECTION SYSTEM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1067827199169520842003-11-02T21:33:00.000-05:002003-11-02T21:40:01.476-05:00

I just realized something. I don't even know how I got into this box! I was just walking through the jungle, minding my own business, and I heard something go "EEEEEEEEEEEE" behind me. Next thing I knew, I was in a box surrounded by monkeys! Luckily, I just remembered that I was carrying a backpack full of anti-monkey products when I left the campsite. Maybe it's in here somewhere...there it

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1067543101685827462003-10-30T14:43:00.000-05:002003-10-30T14:45:03.220-05:00

EEEEEEEE! WHO GO TO SEMI-INTELLIGENT THOUGHTS AND POST ABOUT MONKEY? MONKEY NO LIKE WHEN YOU INVADE MONKEY MASTER'S OTHER BLOG! HE SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS! MONKEY NO REPUBLICAN! MONKEY LIBERTARIAN! FREE SPEECH SHOULD BE ABSOLUTE AND DRUGS SHOULD BE LEGAL! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1067044142938845862003-10-24T21:07:00.000-04:002003-10-24T21:09:03.280-04:00

MONKEY NO LIKE BIG NUMBERS! MONKEY NO GOOD AT MATH! MONKEY THINK SMALL NUMBERS BEST! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Some guy got into the box yesterday and shot 3 of the monkeys, but then he left! What about the qwyjibos and baboons? At least get me some baboon spray! I can't find my way out of this f***ing box!!!!!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1066888320624515072003-10-23T01:51:00.000-04:002003-10-23T01:52:00.110-04:00

WHERE PEOPLE GO? MONKEY WANT SITE TRAFFIC! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1066612640586812802003-10-19T21:11:00.000-04:002003-10-19T21:17:20.560-04:00

The monkeys are using machines! They've got a robot and they're making it throw rocks at me! I don't even know how they got the f***ing thing, but it's trying to kill me! I killed 3 more monkeys, but there's this one with electrodes on his head, and they keep defending him. I can't figure it out! DIE, BAD ROBOT! DIE! Hey, with a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero, heh heh

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1066002461823327412003-10-12T19:43:00.000-04:002003-10-12T19:47:41.486-04:00

They know what a f***ing qwyjibo is, "Monkey Master!" If you're in control of these f***ing monkeys, then why the f**k don't you HELP ME?! They're still trying to eat me! I killed 3 qwyjibos, but there are always more! They travel in packs of 17! I don't know why, but that's what they do! I can hear them charging their tazers and loading their tear gas...that's right, qwyjibos attack with

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065900504123587612003-10-11T15:26:00.000-04:002003-10-11T15:28:23.986-04:00

According to "The Simpsons," a qwyjibo is a fat, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin. They're very dangerous when angered. The only way to stop them is by throwing a pork chop in the other direction. -The Monkey Master-

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065814097151643102003-10-10T15:26:00.000-04:002003-10-10T15:28:17.016-04:00

Didn't I tell you people to help me? Now the qwyjibos are coming. THE QWYJIBOS!!! Do you have any idea how dangerous a qwyjibo is? They'll kill me in three seconds, and then they'll kill me again! I don't know if that's possible, but the qwyjibos will find a way! I can see them! Get away from me, you f***ing qwyjibo scum!!!!! -TO BE CONTINUED-

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065757958513073722003-10-09T23:52:00.000-04:002003-10-09T23:52:37.963-04:00

MONKEY STILL NO LIKE YOU LOOK AT MONKEY GO GOOGLE LOOK AT MONKEY PICS YOU LIKE BURNING NO BANANA EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065751769988649632003-10-09T22:06:00.000-04:002003-10-09T22:09:30.090-04:00

Where did everybody go? I'm still trapped in this f***ing box with all these f***ing monkeys! HEY, GET BACK! (PUNCH PUNCH KICK PUNCH PUNCH BITE) MMMMM....tastes like DEAD MONKEY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!! You got my foot! I need that to walk! What am I supposed to do without my foot, you stupid baboon? Oh, so you're not a baboon? You're a chimp? Well, DIE, CHIMP SCUM!!!!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065726268338010242003-10-09T15:03:00.000-04:002003-10-09T15:15:30.750-04:00

Evil Monkeys is now located at www.emonkeys.blogspot.com (evilmonkeys was taken). EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065677439314472372003-10-09T01:30:00.000-04:002003-10-09T01:30:39.100-04:00

"There's an evil monkey in my closet!!!!" -Chris Griffin

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065677162089512542003-10-09T01:17:00.000-04:002003-10-09T01:26:01.930-04:00

I realize that this site is strange and disturbing, but it seems like some people enjoy it. As long as you're here, you might be interested to know that I have a more serious blog called "Semi-Intelligent Thoughts." As long as the monkeys are at bay, I'll briefly advertise it, and I'll add a link on the side. SIT is basically an "omniblog." I post journal entries, CD reviews, and random

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065542120728414512003-10-07T11:54:00.000-04:002003-10-07T11:55:20.946-04:00

MONKEY THINK YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME! MONKEY SAY YOU GET JOB MAKE MONEY! EEEEEEEEE!!!!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065492809279349332003-10-06T22:12:00.000-04:002003-10-06T22:13:29.366-04:00

Will somebody kill these monkeys please? I'm outta ammo, and they got one of my arms! They're trying to make it dance now! You f***ing monkeys are gonna f***ing pay when I get f***ing through with you! Someone get me some baboon spray and I'll...OW! You got my nose! I need that to smell! Well, at least now I can't smell you STINKIN' APES!!!!!!!!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065490193567933232003-10-06T21:28:00.000-04:002003-10-06T21:29:53.480-04:00

Zero Effect! You no link monkey! Monkey shy! Monkey no like people look at monkey....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! MONKEYMONKEYCHIMPCHIMPBABOONBABOONQWYJIBOQWYJIBO!!!!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065478676124644322003-10-06T18:15:00.000-04:002003-10-06T18:17:56.063-04:00

Where is everybody? The monkeys have hammers and axes and one has a board with a nail in it. A BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT! YOU MONSTERS!!! Ow! He hit me with the board! I'm gonna get lockjaw, you filthy beast! (KICK KICK KICKITY KICK) Yeah! I kicked you in the head, monkey! Take tha-OW! My spine! I need that to stand! Hey, where did all the stars come....from.......oooohh.....not........

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065474641376662512003-10-06T17:08:00.000-04:002003-10-06T21:23:42.796-04:00

Quick, tell me what to do! It'll be too late if you wait much longer! Only five people have been here! I need more...back, monkeys, back, back, back!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065472171543494112003-10-06T16:27:00.000-04:002003-10-06T16:29:31.320-04:00

Ha, I got one of my eyebrows back! Now I'll teach you to mess with me, you furry freaks! (BANG BANG BANG CLICK CLICK) CRAP! I'm outta ammo! I'll have to punch my way out of the box! (PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH BITE BITE BITE BITE) You like that, monkey? I bit your friggin' ear off! You want it bac-OW! He got my lips! I need those to talk! Give those back! What do you...those are not a

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065466221710746252003-10-06T14:47:00.000-04:002003-10-06T14:50:21.126-04:00

MONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEYMONKEY (BANG!) Ha! You dirty ape, I got ya! Now, is anyone going to help me get out of here? At least get me some more baboon spray. It helps to-AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! You got my toes! I need those to count to 20! What's wrong with you! You monkeys are evil! I'll kill you! (stab stab stabbity stabaroo)

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065401936105992592003-10-05T20:57:00.001-04:002003-10-05T22:29:49.210-04:00

BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA!!!!!!!

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BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA!!!!!!!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065310634636103772003-10-04T19:28:00.002-04:002003-10-05T22:30:03.023-04:00

MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1065070539533562962003-10-02T00:51:00.000-04:002003-10-06T21:24:00.890-04:00

You morons! I've been trapped in this f***ing box for 6 f***ing days! The monkeys could be back any day now! And then they'll bring the baboons and the orangutans and the...tapirs...and lemurs...and other zoo animals that will RIP MY HEAD OFF AND EAT MY EYEBALLS ONE AT A TIME! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! I'M OUTTA BABOON SPRAY, AND THEY'LL EAT ME!!!!! I CAN HEAR THEM LICKING THEIR MONKEY LIPS

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1064519857397223862003-09-25T15:56:00.000-04:002003-09-25T15:57:36.763-04:00

I'm trapped in a friggin' box, you dirty stinkin' apes!

The Monkey Masterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345826062199370231noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5860211.post-1064519474008438472003-09-25T15:48:00.000-04:002003-09-25T15:51:13.473-04:00

Does this thing work? Hello? I'm trapped in a box! What did I do to deserve being trapped in a box?! I'll kill you all!

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